mary jane rotten crotch

i bet this kid skates



nice haircut you dummy

YAY!

I couldnt be more excited, i just woke up to Kathy lee. i think she might actually be retarded. She makes Rachel Ray look like someone you might leave your kids with.

hellhouse went to vt for a few days, bummed i got no photos from breakfast. i guess the only thing i felt worth documenting was...well you'll see

where (wet) dreams are made

golden arches, golden opportunities. thinking about commuting to granville ny so i can work here. still considering my options

Mac Attack

the doctor approves, "mmm good is this Mcdonalds"

the love seat

peaceful rape of the freeloader

faylon diddled herself. sorry shorty maybe next time

i quit drinking this morning for the whole day until i was inspired to indulge in wine and smirnoffs after our trip to oh bar last night. it was funny for literally one minute. coke is really cool but seeing how many dudes can grind on each other on the bar is so 2007. i guess we should live by that ancient quote from the bible, book of gary "different strokes for different folks." who cares, all the smirnoffs are gone and im going to wally world in a few hours with the doctor himself. maybe i'll "blog it." rad, peace faggits

well hello, good morning to you sir and or madam, i feel like hell how are you? oh whats that? sorry i cant here you. anyways today we are going to shine the spotlight on a woman exceptionally deserving of it. this beautiful beast creature is georgianne. she is never seen without an unlit cheyenne, and she enjoys long walks to the corner store, walking her neighbors two rats and asking "is travis home?" or "did jason move back?" i believe she is also currently available.

oh yeah and i told my teacher she had a lumpy butt and then i peed my pants

im friends with bobby puleo

Oh no he didnt!

oh yes he did, someone is blogging bro! so yeah im going to post lots of cool things on here in the future. These will include dates for important shows, what scenes are hot, the best places to be scene, literary criticisms and much much more so hope you guys enjoy.

umm jk totally jk. suck it fags