Muscle City

for real

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“All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That’s all I ever wanted. Except I knew I had a good voice and I could always get a couple of beers off of it. All of a sudden someone threw me in this rock ‘n’ roll band. They threw these musicians at me, man, and the sound was coming from behind. The bass was charging me. And I decided then and there that that was it. I never wanted to do anything else. It was better than it had been with any man, you know. Maybe that’s the trouble.” -janis

facebook "friends"

2009-11-19T19:55:00.000-08:00

"me and my GiRlIeS BeFoRe Da ClUb!!!!! <3

vegas with my hos

good old gar

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"ROR"

2009-11-19T17:06:00.001-08:00

Throwback

2009-11-03T20:34:00.000-08:00

dew tour

2009-09-08T16:02:00.000-07:00

whens the code red remix comin

king curtis

2009-09-08T02:39:00.000-07:00

shit is too good to not repost

Dude tower

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Babe

2009-07-14T07:47:00.001-07:00

You Go Kitty

2009-07-08T06:33:00.001-07:00

Awareness

2009-07-08T05:52:00.000-07:00

So since this week is "invasive species awareness week" (obviously), let me tell you some things that have been invading my life over the past week of being with the fam.

4-7 year old children

Yeah O.K you look at the picture and you're like aww she's soo cute. yeah fuck that, hiding behind that stupid grin are lungs full of whining and crying. Its way different than baby cries though because these little shits can actually say stuff. my ex girlfriend thought i was selfish? pssshhh come look at these critters.

yappy dogs.

who let the dogs out? who lets dogs out? who let those little mutts gooooo! really though who the fuck breeds these things? and who has them in vermont? dont you know that thing could get eaten by some moose or some shit?

old people.

or is that MJ? oh yeah he died by the way dunno if ya'll heard or not

2009-07-06T13:53:00.000-07:00

i've realized this passed weekend that i have more in common with dogs than most people

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2009-06-29T09:30:00.001-07:00

so yesterday was fantastic, i didnt have a camera but i'll do the best i can
First we met up with cb and dave

some guy at the course asked dave to take his weenus out. this is me and trev calling him a fag

then we went skating and white did a switch back nosegrind

and then we went down the street and frolicked in a river like lord of the rings or some shit

You're so bad

2009-06-19T07:00:00.000-07:00

two new no country for bad burke teasers

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the best is yet to come

babeland

2009-04-18T14:45:00.000-07:00

oh yall win?

2009-04-10T01:05:00.000-07:00

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

they can smell the menstruation

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hehe

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Stop whining

2009-02-09T16:38:00.000-08:00

goon

2009-02-07T16:49:00.000-08:00

yo smell yo dick! big pete (trev) got a blog bro check it on the side under pete digi

Oh yeah

2008-12-25T12:35:00.000-08:00

Good ol goon ass does bear quite a resemblance to your boy

2008-12-25T12:18:00.000-08:00

What i want for christmas

Mila Kunis. dont get it mixed up. if i wish for kunis, and i wish to fast, i might end up with one of these

GOON ASS!

Ma Naych makes a mean Creatch

2008-10-28T12:55:00.001-07:00

K so lately ive been fascinated with nayyyyture. (that was for all you rayyych fans out there). It amazes me how so many different types of insane-o-beasts can live on this tiny planet together and in perfect harmony. The most beautiful part of all of this is that each and every species serves a purpose and does its part to keep this crazy place we call earth held together!! Sure is beautiful... wowwee!!

Ill shut up and get to it already i know i know jeeezzzeee hahahahhHAHAHA

..like school boys on bleachers, and awekward health teacherrrs.. theeese are a few of my FAVORITE creaturrres!!! (no order, of course)..

1. rhino. (gasp!!! grrrr hahaha)

2. giraffe (what a neck!)

3. blue footed boobie
(with beautiful boobie feet!)

4. 3 week old lamb (uhhh... snuggles)

5. endangered arctic snow owl

6. african serval (like a big crazy silly kitty!)

7. fucked up tooth grandma

8. mini-pony

9. passed out naked family reunion aunt woman

(does not have to be blood related)

10. american gladiator (wolf)

11. walrus beast

12. fluff bunny

13. jlays dumb head (also see "idiot

head" and "idiot face")

14. mike tysons crazy

ass f'n dome piece

15. pigeon

16. cookie monster (love this guy!!)

17. senior driver (great at causing accidents

and dope pie)

18. carl winslow

Ohhhh i could just go for days! bottom line: nature is beautiful and Rreading Rainbow is about to start... keep it greazy suckas- trev

in case you forgot

2008-10-24T11:21:00.000-07:00

yep. dont see too many of these bundles of confusion any more. i kind of miss them actually. used to always be able to catch a harsh crew walking up state st. on a sunday afternoon yapping about "dickhead cops" or something boring and awkward.

what i miss most is being blessed with the privilage of scoping the sweetest fashion trends in the underground world of goof. personal faves include:

white cargo sweat pants (ultra saggy, of course).

corn rows (only applies to white kids with braces).

layers of ecko unlimited (tee, hoodie,..beanie? smelled collectively like tjmaxx sale section and mr. rags combo)

multiple gold chains (moms old stuff, etc.. random silver chain mixed in for extra points)

positive rap music (common, mos def, etc.. osiris G bag???)

sooo this species seems to have gone extinct and now every dummy in the world skateboards.. great. these days its way more embarassing when the dude taking his shirt off before he starts flying around all out of control is "skateboarding"

thanks mtv. see you in hell.

i got the passwords, yo

2008-10-15T14:01:00.000-07:00

dmx should get a big hat. cuz hes funny... hahahahahha get it?? no?? ohh.. well anyway this is trev im gonna try to do some updating on this bitch from now on too. maybe noone remembers to check this one any more so itll be like a big waste of time. lets hope so. -trev

yes

2008-09-07T16:21:00.000-07:00

2008-08-26T10:03:00.000-07:00

Todays the first day of school and I've been here for 10 minutes but my brain is already working. I'm officially dediacating the rest of this blog to the fucking assclowns I have to deal with at suny every fucking day... Bro. And u know what? With each new year comes a new group of dumb dumbs. No pics yet but the day is young hopefully by the end of it I'll have some mall grabs, dudes that are from the jersey shore(socal in their minds) art fags on bikes, mandals, fatlethes, silly hipster chicks, and of course ur average bro. I gotta run though so I can chase down shawn white and ask for a photo. Peace

Dummy

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oh man i have had the roughest week ever im soo depressed and using my blog to tell everyone my feelings hehehe jk faggots it kinda looks like gonzo is below me

jamaica man

2008-07-20T15:42:00.000-07:00

showa face say "oooh man i in dee showa im soo irie man" "i is covered in soap scum cause i is soo irie"

2008-07-15T14:52:00.000-07:00

so yeah ill start updating this thing more im slackin heres a taste

trevman...wait nah its big pete

ohio

oh the things we've seen my whiskered compadre

2008-07-15T14:18:00.000-07:00

before

after

its called a 3 month makeover

2008-07-09T10:33:00.000-07:00

u dont touch that white, you shut it

mary jane rotten crotch

2008-05-27T10:41:00.000-07:00

i bet this kid skates

nice haircut you dummy

YAY!

2008-05-22T08:45:00.000-07:00

I couldnt be more excited, i just woke up to Kathy lee. i think she might actually be retarded. She makes Rachel Ray look like someone you might leave your kids with.

2008-05-22T07:19:00.000-07:00

hellhouse went to vt for a few days, bummed i got no photos from breakfast. i guess the only thing i felt worth documenting was...well you'll see

where (wet) dreams are made

golden arches, golden opportunities. thinking about commuting to granville ny so i can work here. still considering my options

Mac Attack

the doctor approves, "mmm good is this Mcdonalds"

2008-05-18T02:12:00.000-07:00

the love seat

peaceful rape of the freeloader

faylon diddled herself. sorry shorty maybe next time

i quit drinking this morning for the whole day until i was inspired to indulge in wine and smirnoffs after our trip to oh bar last night. it was funny for literally one minute. coke is really cool but seeing how many dudes can grind on each other on the bar is so 2007. i guess we should live by that ancient quote from the bible, book of gary "different strokes for different folks." who cares, all the smirnoffs are gone and im going to wally world in a few hours with the doctor himself. maybe i'll "blog it." rad, peace faggits

2008-05-17T10:06:00.000-07:00

well hello, good morning to you sir and or madam, i feel like hell how are you? oh whats that? sorry i cant here you. anyways today we are going to shine the spotlight on a woman exceptionally deserving of it. this beautiful beast creature is georgianne. she is never seen without an unlit cheyenne, and she enjoys long walks to the corner store, walking her neighbors two rats and asking "is travis home?" or "did jason move back?" i believe she is also currently available.

2008-05-16T12:39:00.001-07:00

oh yeah and i told my teacher she had a lumpy butt and then i peed my pants

2008-05-16T12:27:00.001-07:00

im friends with bobby puleo

Oh no he didnt!

2008-05-16T11:47:00.000-07:00

oh yes he did, someone is blogging bro! so yeah im going to post lots of cool things on here in the future. These will include dates for important shows, what scenes are hot, the best places to be scene, literary criticisms and much much more so hope you guys enjoy.

umm jk totally jk. suck it fags