Awareness

So since this week is "invasive species awareness week" (obviously), let me tell you some things that have been invading my life over the past week of being with the fam.

4-7 year old children


Yeah O.K you look at the picture and you're like aww she's soo cute. yeah fuck that, hiding behind that stupid grin are lungs full of whining and crying. Its way different than baby cries though because these little shits can actually say stuff. my ex girlfriend thought i was selfish? pssshhh come look at these critters.


yappy dogs.


who let the dogs out? who lets dogs out? who let those little mutts gooooo! really though who the fuck breeds these things? and who has them in vermont? dont you know that thing could get eaten by some moose or some shit?

old people.


or is that MJ? oh yeah he died by the way dunno if ya'll heard or not