Awareness

So since this week is "invasive species awareness week" (obviously), let me tell you some things that have been invading my life over the past week of being with the fam.

4-7 year old children


Yeah O.K you look at the picture and you're like aww she's soo cute. yeah fuck that, hiding behind that stupid grin are lungs full of whining and crying. Its way different than baby cries though because these little shits can actually say stuff. my ex girlfriend thought i was selfish? pssshhh come look at these critters.


yappy dogs.


who let the dogs out? who lets dogs out? who let those little mutts gooooo! really though who the fuck breeds these things? and who has them in vermont? dont you know that thing could get eaten by some moose or some shit?

old people.


or is that MJ? oh yeah he died by the way dunno if ya'll heard or not

i've realized this passed weekend that i have more in common with dogs than most people

so yesterday was fantastic, i didnt have a camera but i'll do the best i can
First we met up with cb and dave



some guy at the course asked dave to take his weenus out. this is me and trev calling him a fag



then we went skating and white did a switch back nosegrind



and then we went down the street and frolicked in a river like lord of the rings or some shit

You're so bad

two new no country for bad burke teasers

the best is yet to come