Ma Naych makes a mean Creatch

K so lately ive been fascinated with nayyyyture. (that was for all you rayyych fans out there). It amazes me how so many different types of insane-o-beasts can live on this tiny planet together and in perfect harmony. The most beautiful part of all of this is that each and every species serves a purpose and does its part to keep this crazy place we call earth held together!! Sure is beautiful... wowwee!!

Ill shut up and get to it already i know i know jeeezzzeee hahahahhHAHAHA

..like school boys on bleachers, and awekward health teacherrrs.. theeese are a few of my FAVORITE creaturrres!!! (no order, of course)..



1. rhino. (gasp!!! grrrr hahaha)






2. giraffe (what a neck!)






3. blue footed boobie
(with beautiful boobie feet!)







4. 3 week old lamb (uhhh... snuggles)

5. endangered arctic snow owl

6. african serval (like a big crazy silly kitty!)

7. fucked up tooth grandma

8. mini-pony

9. passed out naked family reunion aunt woman

(does not have to be blood related)

10. american gladiator (wolf)

11. walrus beast

12. fluff bunny

13. jlays dumb head (also see "idiot

head" and "idiot face")

14. mike tysons crazy

ass f'n dome piece

15. pigeon

16. cookie monster (love this guy!!)

17. senior driver (great at causing accidents

and dope pie)

18. carl winslow

Ohhhh i could just go for days! bottom line: nature is beautiful and Rreading Rainbow is about to start... keep it greazy suckas- trev

in case you forgot

yep. dont see too many of these bundles of confusion any more. i kind of miss them actually. used to always be able to catch a harsh crew walking up state st. on a sunday afternoon yapping about "dickhead cops" or something boring and awkward.

what i miss most is being blessed with the privilage of scoping the sweetest fashion trends in the underground world of goof. personal faves include:

white cargo sweat pants (ultra saggy, of course).

corn rows (only applies to white kids with braces).

layers of ecko unlimited (tee, hoodie,..beanie? smelled collectively like tjmaxx sale section and mr. rags combo)

multiple gold chains (moms old stuff, etc.. random silver chain mixed in for extra points)

positive rap music (common, mos def, etc.. osiris G bag???)

sooo this species seems to have gone extinct and now every dummy in the world skateboards.. great. these days its way more embarassing when the dude taking his shirt off before he starts flying around all out of control is "skateboarding"

thanks mtv. see you in hell.

i got the passwords, yo

dmx should get a big hat. cuz hes funny... hahahahahha get it?? no?? ohh.. well anyway this is trev im gonna try to do some updating on this bitch from now on too. maybe noone remembers to check this one any more so itll be like a big waste of time. lets hope so. -trev