Thursday, December 25, 2008

Oh yeah

Good ol goon ass does bear quite a resemblance to your boy
What i want for christmas



Mila Kunis. dont get it mixed up. if i wish for kunis, and i wish to fast, i might end up with one of these



GOON ASS!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Ma Naych makes a mean Creatch

K so lately ive been fascinated with nayyyyture. (that was for all you rayyych fans out there). It amazes me how so many different types of insane-o-beasts can live on this tiny planet together and in perfect harmony. The most beautiful part of all of this is that each and every species serves a purpose and does its part to keep this crazy place we call earth held together!! Sure is beautiful... wowwee!!

Ill shut up and get to it already i know i know jeeezzzeee hahahahhHAHAHA

..like school boys on bleachers, and awekward health teacherrrs.. theeese are a few of my FAVORITE creaturrres!!! (no order, of course)..



1. rhino. (gasp!!! grrrr hahaha)






2. giraffe (what a neck!)






3. blue footed boobie
(with beautiful boobie feet!)







4. 3 week old lamb (uhhh... snuggles)




5. endangered arctic snow owl

6. african serval (like a big crazy silly kitty!)

7. fucked up tooth grandma

8. mini-pony

9. passed out naked family reunion aunt woman
(does not have to be blood related)

10. american gladiator (wolf)

11. walrus beast

12. fluff bunny
13. jlays dumb head (also see "idiot
head" and "idiot face")

14. mike tysons crazy
ass f'n dome piece

15. pigeon

16. cookie monster (love this guy!!)




17. senior driver (great at causing accidents
and dope pie)

18. carl winslow



Ohhhh i could just go for days! bottom line: nature is beautiful and Rreading Rainbow is about to start... keep it greazy suckas- trev

Friday, October 24, 2008

in case you forgot

yep. dont see too many of these bundles of confusion any more. i kind of miss them actually. used to always be able to catch a harsh crew walking up state st. on a sunday afternoon yapping about "dickhead cops" or something boring and awkward.

what i miss most is being blessed with the privilage of scoping the sweetest fashion trends in the underground world of goof. personal faves include:

white cargo sweat pants (ultra saggy, of course).

corn rows (only applies to white kids with braces).

layers of ecko unlimited (tee, hoodie,..beanie? smelled collectively like tjmaxx sale section and mr. rags combo)

multiple gold chains (moms old stuff, etc.. random silver chain mixed in for extra points)

positive rap music (common, mos def, etc.. osiris G bag???)

sooo this species seems to have gone extinct and now every dummy in the world skateboards.. great. these days its way more embarassing when the dude taking his shirt off before he starts flying around all out of control is "skateboarding"

thanks mtv. see you in hell.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

i got the passwords, yo

dmx should get a big hat. cuz hes funny... hahahahahha get it?? no?? ohh.. well anyway this is trev im gonna try to do some updating on this bitch from now on too. maybe noone remembers to check this one any more so itll be like a big waste of time. lets hope so. -trev

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Todays the first day of school and I've been here for 10 minutes but my brain is already working. I'm officially dediacating the rest of this blog to the fucking assclowns I have to deal with at suny every fucking day... Bro. And u know what? With each new year comes a new group of dumb dumbs. No pics yet but the day is young hopefully by the end of it I'll have some mall grabs, dudes that are from the jersey shore(socal in their minds) art fags on bikes, mandals, fatlethes, silly hipster chicks, and of course ur average bro. I gotta run though so I can chase down shawn white and ask for a photo. Peace

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Sunday, July 20, 2008

oh man i have had the roughest week ever im soo depressed and using my blog to tell everyone my feelings hehehe jk faggots it kinda looks like gonzo is below me

jamaica man

showa face say "oooh man i in dee showa im soo irie man" "i is covered in soap scum cause i is soo irie"

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

so yeah ill start updating this thing more im slackin heres a taste


trevman...wait nah its big pete


ohio

oh the things we've seen my whiskered compadre

before

after


its called a 3 month makeover

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

u dont touch that white, you shut it

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

mary jane rotten crotch

i bet this kid skates



nice haircut you dummy

Thursday, May 22, 2008

YAY!



I couldnt be more excited, i just woke up to Kathy lee. i think she might actually be retarded. She makes Rachel Ray look like someone you might leave your kids with.
hellhouse went to vt for a few days, bummed i got no photos from breakfast. i guess the only thing i felt worth documenting was...well you'll see



where (wet) dreams are made



golden arches, golden opportunities. thinking about commuting to granville ny so i can work here. still considering my options

Mac Attack

the doctor approves, "mmm good is this Mcdonalds"


Sunday, May 18, 2008


the love seat



peaceful rape of the freeloader

faylon diddled herself. sorry shorty maybe next time

i quit drinking this morning for the whole day until i was inspired to indulge in wine and smirnoffs after our trip to oh bar last night. it was funny for literally one minute. coke is really cool but seeing how many dudes can grind on each other on the bar is so 2007. i guess we should live by that ancient quote from the bible, book of gary "different strokes for different folks." who cares, all the smirnoffs are gone and im going to wally world in a few hours with the doctor himself. maybe i'll "blog it." rad, peace faggits



Saturday, May 17, 2008


well hello, good morning to you sir and or madam, i feel like hell how are you? oh whats that? sorry i cant here you. anyways today we are going to shine the spotlight on a woman exceptionally deserving of it. this beautiful beast creature is georgianne. she is never seen without an unlit cheyenne, and she enjoys long walks to the corner store, walking her neighbors two rats and asking "is travis home?" or "did jason move back?" i believe she is also currently available.

Friday, May 16, 2008


oh yeah and i told my teacher she had a lumpy butt and then i peed my pants
im friends with bobby puleo

Oh no he didnt!

oh yes he did, someone is blogging bro! so yeah im going to post lots of cool things on here in the future. These will include dates for important shows, what scenes are hot, the best places to be scene, literary criticisms and much much more so hope you guys enjoy.

umm jk totally jk. suck it fags