the love seat

peaceful rape of the freeloader

faylon diddled herself. sorry shorty maybe next time

i quit drinking this morning for the whole day until i was inspired to indulge in wine and smirnoffs after our trip to oh bar last night. it was funny for literally one minute. coke is really cool but seeing how many dudes can grind on each other on the bar is so 2007. i guess we should live by that ancient quote from the bible, book of gary "different strokes for different folks." who cares, all the smirnoffs are gone and im going to wally world in a few hours with the doctor himself. maybe i'll "blog it." rad, peace faggits